There are not enough words.
When I was 3 my dad (who also grew up on these) introduced to this slice of heaven and I have been going back since. I'm now 20 years old and I have grown up on these and this is essental comfort food at it's finest. When I'm at school in RI, I crave these with a vengence; nothing chases the blues away like 4 dogs with everything, a serving of fries and a birch beer.
Oh...these are far better than dirty water dogs. They're fried, enough said =)